mamaxtrixie:

         ❝ aye i don’t want to rain on that
         PARADE of yours but that ain’t
         lookin           safe? ❞

                      ‘actually, it’s extremely safe ! well, maybe if i were a beginner
                       it would be dangerous, but i’ve   been doing this for a LONG
                       time, lady !                   don’t worry—- i know what i’m doing.’ 

sarcasm meme 

                         'I’m serious ! You can go check for yourself if
                               you don’t believe me. But I’m gonna laugh really
                               hard when you’re D E A D just ‘cause you didn’t
                               believe   me. Yeah, that’s    right. That  demon
                               triangle   is   gonna   eat  you  up   &&   kill   you !
                               && then who’ll get to say 'I told you so' ? NOT
                          YOU !!’