Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
- who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
- who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
- who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
- who breaks the most phones
- who dies first
- which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
- who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
- who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
- who uses the computer most
Gravity Falls {Sentence Starters}
"Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!""Is this some kind of negotiating tactic? Because it's not going to work!"
"Let's grow some mustaches!"
"No 'buts' except yours out the door. Now shut your yap and get to work!"
"You guys are butt-faces!"
"Haha! You fight like a girl! Who is also a baby!"
"Your wife is going to be beautiful!"
"Yeah, I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower."
"Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?"
"We're gonna have to break in."
"You never wanna do girly stuff with me!"
"And then he chased me around with a paddle for like, three hours!"
"He's looking at it, he's looking at it!"
"We need to just learn to hate each other in silence."
"TV. It knows what I want."
"That makes perfect sense! That was totally worth the drive!"
"Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me!"
"I'm not acting suspicious! You're acting suspicious!"
"I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head."
"You're a lot more clever than I gave you credit for."
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orignially est. 5/13/14
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