Creepy Ways To Ask If She’s Single Sentence Meme

rpmemes-galore:

Based on THIS Buzzfeed video

• When was the last time you went on a hot date?

• Does a man’s beard ever tickle your face?

• How big is your nuclear family, and how many total people do you love?

• Do you often smooch anyone?

• When it’s late at night and you hear a noise in your house, do you have a pretty good idea of who could be making that noise? Or is it scary?

• Do you know someone named [ insert name ]? And is it serious?

• When you’re making pasta, and you’re stirring the water, does anyone come up behind you and kiss your neck?

• Do you worry about choking alone in your apartment?

• You wouldn’t say that you LOVE anyone, right? I mean, maybe you love your cats, but that’s a different kind of love, right?

• When it’s your birthday, who writes on your facebook page first? Is it [ insert name ] ?

• If you found yourself in a ‘Lady and the Tramp’ type scenario, would you be okay with it? Would you just let it happen?

• If you did the upside down kiss from ‘Spiderman’…who would Spiderman be?

• Do you have any friends that are boys? But they’re more than friends?

• Do you like-like anyone?

• Let’s say you wake up and your house is on fire. What do you grab first? Your cat? Your computer? Your boyfriend? – Do you have a boyfriend?
  
  
• Is there like a missing half of you out there in the world? Or have you found him? Is he [ insert name ]?