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            ‘Hm. No, I don’t. You aren’t using real fruit,
            are you? Because otherwise that fruit is just
            gonna go rotten & fall plum off your     hat !’

???

                   ‘Of course I’m using real fruit. Do you think I grew up
                   in a barn ?!  I may be CREATIVE, but I do have some
                 decency.’

                                                .          .          .

             ‘Is there some kinda other fruit that will stick to my fruit hat,
              because if so you should speak up now. It’s, like, CRIMINAL
              to let me go unknowing about this magic sticky fruit.’